Come on all of you big stong men
Uncle Sam is at it again
Gonna give some humanitarian aid
To former Yugoslavia so don't be late!
Gimme a bomb and gimme a gun
We're gonna have a whole lot of fun.

And it's one two three
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me; Don't care no mo'
My next stop is Kosevo
And it's five six seven
Open up them pearly gates
There ain't no time to wonder why
WHOOPIE, we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta test those stealth planes, bombs and gear
There's more where those came from. Don't fear!
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one two three
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me; Don't care no mo'
My next stop is Kosevo
And it's five six seven
Open up them pearly gates
There ain't no time to wonder why
WHOOPIE, we're all gonna die.

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
War's good for biz, hip-hip-hurray
But only if it's far away.

And it's one two three...

Send mother's children, boy or girl
Pack 'em off to foreign soil.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your kid come home in a box.

And it's one two three...